During the opening (which raged on past midnight) members of the all-white, allmale, all-avantgarde Bruce High Quality Foundation (BHQF) could be seen pouring champagne into artists’ mouths straight from the bottle. This would likely have been before complaints were addressed to the DJ, who happened to be badass Bay Area sculptor Kylie White, for blasting a soundtrack consisting entirely of 80s strip club music. If the Last Brucennial “did” anything, it would prove that art’s not over until Heidi Klum screams from the bathroom line.
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